6.) MacGyver parody MacGruber becomes Pepsuber cause he loves Pepsi so much (and finally MacGyver makes a cameo).
7.) Seems like Doritos have magical powers such as ripping womens clothes off and turning cops into monkeys.
8.) If you eat Taco Bell, then you must be pathetic or just in a rush with everything.
9.) These jackasses feel no pain cause they drink Pepsi
10.) We end like we start our list, on another crappy job. This time we should use Monster.com